- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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