What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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