- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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