Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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