- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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