joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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aodhan hearty

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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