- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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