Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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