Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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