a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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HEY!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Tommy got neutered.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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