- Anti Joke

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van