Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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