Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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black people swimming

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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