- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's city is in New York New York City

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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