Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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