What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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