- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

watch me nae nae

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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