Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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this website is a bad joke

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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My spelling is horrible

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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