- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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