- Anti Joke

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Women's Rights Movement

Your gay

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...