- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Niall Horan

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A shark ate your mom

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Whats funny? Your face.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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