- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Racial equality.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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