- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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