Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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