- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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