- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

the WNBA.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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