- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What is life? Paul.

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