- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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