- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A boy with red hair is happy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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