Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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