- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

your face

rent a cops

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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