roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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