what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Stop. Seriously stop.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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