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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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