What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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A guy walks into a bar

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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