Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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