- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why so serious ?

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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