- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Wait! hundred billions!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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