Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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