- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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