- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Everybody will die

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

i'm hard

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Dead girls can't say no.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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