roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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gay pom...

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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