- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Patriarchy.

Barack Obama

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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