Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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