Chuck Norris.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

it was all Tagart

THe Election

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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