- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

TRICERATOPS!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

like most people my age. im 27

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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