- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

think twice or at least think

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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