What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

All of these jokes are about white people

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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