- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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