Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

did you stub your toe?

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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