Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Whats black and gay? Obama

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

were you expecting a joke

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

a man was shot.... he died

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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