Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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How High is a Chinese man

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Your big dick.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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