- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Brain fart

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Thats what she said

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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