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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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