- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

The Big Band Theory

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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