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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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