What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Neither have I

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

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