whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

i hate non minorities!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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