Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

asdasdasdasd

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