- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Caramel Boing.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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