- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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