- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Whats black and gay? Obama

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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