Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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how man

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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