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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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