- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Roses are red.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's funny? Women's rights.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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