Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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