- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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