- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why am I writing this...im bored

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Women's rights

You were born.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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