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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Justin Bieber.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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