- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Patriarchy.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Julian Ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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