what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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