Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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