- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What page are you on The gay page.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

one of the idiot

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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