- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Connor is homo

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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