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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Male leadership.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Julian Ha.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Penis

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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