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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Robin, get in the car!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

I am a mime

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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