- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I C U P White stuff

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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