- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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