How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

can you touch your toes? no

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

N-E Pats never cheated

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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