what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

The holocaust

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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