What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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stinky boner

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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