What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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