Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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NEVER

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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