there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I love alchohol!

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

call me maybe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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