- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How old are you? 7

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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