There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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