Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

The holocaust

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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