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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How High is a Chinese man

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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