Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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