How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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well use a tissue!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Democracy.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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