- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why so serious ?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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