- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What is funnier than 24 69

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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