I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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I read the terms of service.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Anti Joke

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