- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whose your daddy? Not me

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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