- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what is 3+3= 8

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

It got hit by a rocket.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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