Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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