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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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