- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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