HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

I love alchohol!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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