Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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