Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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I went to work today....

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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deez nuts

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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