how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A shark ate your mom

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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