- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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