Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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