- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

your face

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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