What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

womens rights

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

a blind man walks into a wall

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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