- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's the new green? Green

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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