- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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