- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

You having friends.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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