- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Click here to end the world.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.