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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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