- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What fires shots? A gun

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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