- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

eoin burgin is fat

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Male leadership.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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