What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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your mom.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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