- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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