- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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