- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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