- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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