- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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