- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

gay pom...

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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