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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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