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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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