- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

PENIS that is all

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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