Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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