Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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