- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Female rights.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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