- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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