- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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