- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

i'm hard

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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