- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Ring Ring Hello? Click

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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