- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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