- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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