- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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