- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??