- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

roses are red violets are indigo

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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