- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love alchohol!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Tilt your screen back .

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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