- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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