- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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