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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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