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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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