- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Womans baksetball...

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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