- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Horse.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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