- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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