- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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