- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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