- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's funny? Women's rights.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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