Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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