How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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