How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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