A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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