Why did the dog die? He was old

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Everybody will die

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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