Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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