Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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I asked her where you were.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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