A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

knock knock Dave's not here.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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