Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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you give like i give lomain

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What black and has children A black man

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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