Want to hear a joke? Obama

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women's rights.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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