- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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