Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

If life gives you lemonade.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

the NAACP

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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