- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

knock knock? come in

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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