What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

here's a joke... the american education society

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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