What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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