- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

what are you mike bibby?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Golf.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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