How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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