Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Read a Book.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Homo say what?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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