- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What is the difference?

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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