A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Caolan and Eamon

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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