What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why didn't he finish his

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Poop...

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Anti Joke

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