- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Golf.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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