Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A bar walks into a man

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are black violets are black i am blind

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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