How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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He--Hey guys

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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