What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

how do you save a black man ... u don't

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Caramel Boing.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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