What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

ur mum

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

women's rights

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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