Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Anti Joke

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