So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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