- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

* anti-punchline

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Everybody will die

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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