How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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