What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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