- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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