What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Yanter, Look it up

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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