What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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School

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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