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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

united we sit, cause we're fat

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Fine, ladies first.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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