A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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