- Anti Joke

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red