- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Where can I apply for janitor school?

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

watch me nae nae

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

an ethopian thanksgiving

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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