What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Women's rights

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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