- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

womens rights

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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