- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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