- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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