Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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