What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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