- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Chuck Norris.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

it was all Tagart

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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