what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A woman walks into a bar.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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