- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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