An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

PIED NINNY!

Barack Obama is a good president.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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