- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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