- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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