- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's 9+10 Ebola

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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