- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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