- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

whats green and slimy? green slim