- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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