- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Your mother just died.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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