- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

whats long and black? a baton

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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