- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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