What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

call me maybe.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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