- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

flavin's head

a man makes a bad joke

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

charlie sheen

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

my wife out of the kitchen

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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