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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

PIED NINNY!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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