what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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