A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Cheese

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Dwight Howard

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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