- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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