What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do u call a cripple Biv

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Sixty... eight

So a seal walks into a club.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Anti Joke

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