person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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