What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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