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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Antijokes...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

whats white jizz

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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