What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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child labor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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