Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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