- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Penis.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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