Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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rent a cops

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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test

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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