What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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