- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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