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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

WOw you have no life

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

you gay?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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