Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

The New York Giants

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Im gay What about you

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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