- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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