* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

The FCC

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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