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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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