BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Women's Rights

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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