A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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