- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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