how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

what came first the chicken or the chips

nolan is gay

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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