- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What black and has children A black man

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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