Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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