- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Mooses

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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