- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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