What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

asdasdasdasd

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...