A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Tilt your screen back

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

here's a joke... the american education society

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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